Tue
Mar
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“To prepare for my off broadway role as Jesus from The Big Lebowski, I’m practicing bowling and molesting 8-year olds.” - @NMFish
“I was excited until I realized ‘Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa’ was way too long to enter for my name.” - @debbiedayglo
“There’s only one pin I can’t knock down with a ball, and that’s my Dad’s loss of respect for me” - @AshleyAr
(Winning captions c/o Twitter book giveaway contest.)
