Look at this fucking hipster

“Hahaha! Check it out, we’re clowns! Oh, also, we have funny make-up on!”

“I’m the king of meta!”

“This might just be the gross beer talking, but I want my muttonchops to have a baby with your mustache.”

“Cockring? I thought you said earring!”

“Is it illegal to Chatroulette and drive?”

“Let’s go shoot us some tofurkeys.”

“They call me ‘Snowman’ because I love cocaine.”

“Oh no! I left my bus pass in my other swim trunks.”

“I bet you can’t guess what my favorite Dr. Seuss book is.”

“This blows. Let’s play Oregon Trail on the computer next time.”