Look at this fucking hipster
Sat
Aug
1
Fri
Jul
31
“It works out because he has an Asian fetish and I have a mistake fetish.”
Wed
Jul
29
“It’s a two step process; first you bleach your hair, then you have sex with a surge protector.”
Tue
Jul
28
“Absurd alliteration…from this life. SAT vocab words…from this life. Drugs and drugs and drugs and drugs…from this life.“
Sun
Jul
26
“Does anyone want to ride on my giant gross vagina? No? Well then, what about this bike I made?”



