“Psssst, we’re in two wars right now.”
“This is the best Malcolm-X-is-rolling-over-in-his-grave party evaaaaaaah!”
“If we find like ten more cats, we can totally sew them all together to make such an ugly dress.”
“Yeeeeeaaaaaahhh, this makes sense.”
Look at this fucking love connection.
“People give me beads not to flash them.”
“Haha, check out how desperate and confused that bear is!”
“Maybe if I beat Halo, I’ll figure out what’s going on with my body.”
“We’re going to get so much pussy tonight, you guys!”
“This video seems to resonate most with people who confuse hope with nightmares.”