Look at this fucking love connection.
“Ugh, you guys, none of the girls at this party are paying attention to us. I guess you know what that means…TRIPLE KISS TIME!”
“Oh, you want proof I took Honors English in high school? Here, check out this unbelievably pretentious tattoo I got.”
“Wow. I really nailed my David Bowie ukulele cover this time. Yeah, I should definitely post it on YouTube immediately. Because it’s so flawless and people will want to see it.”
“Is this a drug-sniffing dog or a mistakes-sniffing dog? Because, either way, he’s right.”