“Note to self: Google ‘Vampire Pattern Baldness.’”
“We love Crazy Town. That’s why we take their music and make it even more embarrassing.”
“Believe me, there’s nothing creepy about drinking a vial of blood if the vial glows in the dark.”
“Two or three more Coronas, and I’ll show you boys what happens when I tickle my chest cheetah with my ear feather.”