“I AM UNSTOPPABLE WITH MY HAMMER SUPER SOAKERS AND MY BLADE FACE PAINT!”
Look at this fucking hipster
“My three favorite things in the world are cats, torso tattoos, and the poetry of Sylvia Plath. So, I figured why not combine all three?”
“…It becomes easily accessible for everyone nowadays to get some sort of like of an exposure, like, sort of like recognition through the blogs? So, bloogasphere seems to like spread a word a lot. So, uhm, well, uhm, if you are a hipster, so, well, it’s of high importance for you to follow all the latest sort of, like, developments or updates, uhhhhmmm, provided by those aforementioned blogs? And, uhm, well, I think it feels kind of really essential as well, because, it feels really really fresh and totally refreshing…”
#hipstertips
“In six thousand years, do you think people will remember us talking about current events, or the reverb we put on the microphone while we talked about current events?”


